Just came in from cutting the grass. Golly, it takes so long now since the lawnmower ban. I'm using my scythe these days. Had to take 4 breaks to rest my shoulders. It's like, I can hear the blades of grass laughing, you know?
They're laughing—AT ME!!
LAUGHING!!!!
Sorry. Makes me dream of the good ole days when I had my Wright 48" bed stand-on mower. I could mow those suckers down faster than you could say Nashville!
I have to cut the grass, though, so I grab whatever's available. It just can't be a lawnmower now since the ban, so it makes it that much harder and that much slower to mow those babies down.
We make it easy for shooters. We need to change that.
Email: Tom Loper